Lt. Felix Gaeta: Sir, I’m running every diagnostic we’ve got. Checking each line of code could take days. Col. Saul Tigh: I am not interested in excuses. Fix it. Lt. Felix Gaeta: [shouting] It’s not an excuse, sir. It’s a fracking fact! — Though I may be a walking Apple advertisement, I am still a fanboy of Microsoft products (yeah, I know that some times this isn’t all that obvious).  Today’s lazy geek hack is in reference to the awesomely comfortable and ergonomic Microsoft keyboards and Ubuntu OS.  Today’s keyboard of choice is the Microsoft Sculpt Comfort keyboard though this…