Lt. Felix Gaeta: Sir, I’m running every diagnostic we’ve got. Checking each line of code could take days. Col. Saul Tigh: I am not interested in excuses. Fix it. Lt. Felix Gaeta: [shouting] It’s not an excuse, sir. It’s a fracking fact! — Though I may be a walking Apple advertisement, I am still a fanboy of Microsoft products (yeah, I know that some times this isn’t all that obvious). Today’s lazy geek hack is in reference to the awesomely comfortable and ergonomic Microsoft keyboards and Ubuntu OS. Today’s keyboard of choice is the Microsoft Sculpt Comfort keyboard though this…
This is my 24 Hour of SQL PASS (September 2012) presentation on Introduction to Microsoft’s Big Data Platform and Hadoop Primer. All known as Project Isotope and HDInsight.
This is Lukasz Pawlowski and my presentation at the Microsoft Business Intelligence Conference 2008 (October 2008) on SQL Server Reporting Services: IT Best Practices.
This is Thomas Kejser and my presentation at the Microsoft Business Intelligence Conference 2008 (October 2008) on SQL Server Integration Services Best Practices.